me: I’M NOT LISENING TO YOUR RULES
kim: GET IT???¿????¿¿
me: i love that he’s wearing earplugs, AND his face says I’M NOT LISENING TO YOUR RULES. like that dude is sick of his wife, and he’s going out to the fucking garage to work on something loud
kim: Also those goggles say “i’m ready for whatevs.”
me: “totally putting my eyes and ears close as fuck to whatever i’m working on NO SWEAT”
kim: BRING IT SHARP/LOUD SHIT! I DAWN’T CARREEE! (king curtis).
me: i feel like king curtis and mr. head protection would be hangin’ HARD
kim: Only if head protection brought chicken nuggets or bacon
