My name's Dan, and these are the lyrics to "She's Like the Wind" by Patrick Swayze.

Fall’s here, and that means the ingredients for everyone’s favorite Ted Nugent-themed whiskey drink are back in season. That’s right, kids… It’s Teenage Thrillseeker season! Precise directions are as follows:

Put a handful of ice in a rocks glass, add plenty of whiskey, add a bit cider, then top off with a little more than a splash of Red Bull.

You’ll be fighting grizzly bears or whatever in no time!